Married Couples Wanted for NON-Airing Promo Pilot $500 in Tallahassee, Florida For Sale

NEW NON-AIRING PROMO PILOT
SEEKS MARRIED COUPLES
EASY $500
NATIONAL CASTING
*WE WOULD LOVE A FREAKY EATER~ All others would be great too
Thanks!!
We are looking for couples who are very much in love but just as frustrated with their spouses obnoxious, out of control, weird behaviors and downright INSANE collections. The more unusual, extreme, unique and hilarious the better!!!
If your spouse has a strange collection, obsession, addiction or quirk that you did not know about until after you tied the knot, we want to know about it!
EXAMPLES: (BUT NOT LIMITED TO)
FREAKY EATER (After getting married, found out spouse has an extremely bizarre eating habit.)
PANIC ROOM/BUNKER - PARANOID SPOUSE - After getting married one spouse has become paranoid obsessed with intruders breaking into their home OR Armageddon/end of the world. Ideally, it's causing conflicts as the spouse is spending their nest egg, time and attention to creating this bunker/panic room and stocking up a MOUNTAIN of supplies. "We have enough food, water, batteries and toilet paper to keep us alive for 20 years!" Something extreme....or if they have a panic room, maybe they've set booby traps around the house to catch an intruder.
CREEPY CRITTER COLLECTION - After getting married, one spouse's obsession with spiders/snakes or some other freaky, gross critters has taken over their home. Spouse hates being in their home - "he's always feeding mice to these snakes" and "she's always rescuing the mice that I buy and setting them free before I can feed them to our Boa Constrictor"
“My partner spends all of OUR $ on silly toys like his superman collection!!!!”
“My Husband has a collection of toy train sets that take over the house!!! I’m sick of it”
“My wife loves wild animals and we now have a pet raccoon and 2 kangaroos…getting a little out of control”
"My spouse loves Buddy more than me!"
Does your spouse obsess over your dog? Does your Rhodesian Ridge Back come first, meaning you have to sleep on the couch so your spouse can sleep with "Buddy"? Does "Buddy" get all the home cooked meals and birthday parties, while you get microwave meals and forgotten anniversaries?
"My dumpster diving spouse is grossing me out!"
Are you avoiding being at home because your dumpster diving wife is filling your home with mountains of trash that she considers treasures?
"My spouse's superstitious voodoo magic freaks me out!"
Is your spouse so superstitious that you're finding chicken bones under the bed and secret potions stashed throughout the house?
"My spouse thinks farting is funny, I think it's killing me!"
After five years of your spouse's flatulence, all of your plants are dead, your friends and relatives refuse to visit and you're convinced the stench just might kill you!
"Help! My wife takes her creepy baby doll collection out in public!"
You thought it was strange when her collection grew over a 1,000. But then, she started to take them for stroller rides out in public!! Not to mention, she still has tea parties with her baby dolls on special occasions.
Please submit ALL requested info
-Names
-Phone number
-Email Address
-Photos (One of each person)
-Ages
-City you live
-Give us a line or two about the issue/ obsession/ hoard/ etc. (Send pic if this applies)
-Line or two describing your marriage
**THE MORE EXTREME THE BETTER